nocturnal-enemy:

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

helloimdeath

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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aerosmithearts:

Just a few shining example from the new Lay’s Do Us a Flavor chip contest…

Basically nobody is taking this contest seriously.

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joshpeck:

when your friend karen says something stupid

image

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9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

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phobias:

can someone please make a urban dictionary post about my blog i’ll love you forever 

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

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kinkyclown:

s0lvingsecrets:

SO THIS FUCKING HAPPENED, WE WERE JUST TAKIN SELFIES AND IDK

crying

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