tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

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softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

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spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

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l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

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blueeyeswhitedragon:

there was also a sub that literally only did magic tricks the entire class period

the teacher could leave him an agenda and he would still do magic tricks the entire time

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fuck the shut up

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

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IF YOUR ART GETS STOLEN

rene-art:

harrypopsz:

jolly-godoflies:

https://www.tumblr.com/dmca
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.

THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC

LET ME SMOOCH YOU

GOODBYE RE-POSTERS

HOLY SHIT

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