christmasturbate:

all i require is constant attention and snacks 

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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????

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perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

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"Get a load of that guy."

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perks-of-being-chinese:

save the child

perks-of-being-chinese:

save the child

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

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