mondegreener:

my dad dragged david and then left the room and then my mom came back into the room like 10 minutes later and dragged david too i’m deadass

(via oomshi)

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

(via pizza)

alternativedelete:

Aaaay

gymleaderkyle:

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i should really go outside

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much better

(via smosh)

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

carrie504:

i think this summarizes Tumblr as a whole

carrie504:

i think this summarizes Tumblr as a whole

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subarashii-desu:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lassiecrumby:

sneakymedulla:

pedigreedy:

how 2 draw trees like me

my entire life has been a lie

I…What-I…..What?

LMAO

Wow. Damn

THANK YOU SO MUCH

subarashii-desu:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lassiecrumby:

sneakymedulla:

pedigreedy:

how 2 draw trees like me

my entire life has been a lie

I…What-I…..What?

LMAO

Wow. Damn

THANK YOU SO MUCH

(via alternativedelete)

bitchbot:

this says it all

bitchbot:

this says it all

(via zackisontumblr)

racisrn:

racisrn:

someone send me anon hate

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thanks

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